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dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
oh I was just thinking about goign to bed, given up hope of seeing you
jimmy says:
 
jimmy says:
well here i am...in all my glory!!! 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
how are you?
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
been working?
jimmy says:
yes
jimmy says:
then sat and watch some baseball whilst eating my pizza
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
aah I see. Did I tell you me and mum ahd Dominoes pizza on friday! VERY spicy
jimmy says:
no, what kind?
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
cheese, onion and tomatoe. i noticed though tehy ahve a BBQ pizza which i don't think has a tomato base
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
it's their tomatoe base which is spicy
jimmy says:
yip you can get BBQ sauce but it make the pizza very wet......
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
hmmmm well we won't be goign back. theyd elviered to my house BTW, we are in thier area
jimmy says:
cool
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
so anythign excitign happen?
jimmy says:
no just one long piss boring night!!!! 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
awwwwwwww wish i was tyhere to amsue you?
jimmy says:
but i'll see you in a week..... 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
YEs  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
guess hwat i bought?  
jimmy says:
what
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
FAKE TAN!!
jimmy says:
sad
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
hehehe I'll be a brown babe when you see me
jimmy says:
yeah a fake one
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
won't you find my tanned skin sexier/ help disguise the cellulite
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
but it's not eth kind taht rubs off  
jimmy says:
aaaw i see
jimmy says:
i've got a package delivered
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
you have?
jimmy says:
yes
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
when?
jimmy says:
yesterday....sort of
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
sort of?
jimmy says:
i don't know what it is yet......the postie couldn't fit it through the door
jimmy says:
but i have an idea
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
LOl hmmmmm whgat coudl it be?
jimmy says:
it can be be one of two things
jimmy says:
either your order or my plane
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
LOL eitehr way you're excited  
jimmy says:
but i'd got a clue 
jimmy says:
it was addressed to james strathearn
jimmy says:
and my plane order is in the name of jimmy
jimmy says:
your order was in the name of james
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
AHA
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
hehehehe
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
there you go then, that was quick!
jimmy says:
yes
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
I need to chek my ba nk tomorrow see if teh money ahs come off
jimmy says:
 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
are you goign to open it and examine eth contents?  
jimmy says:
of course
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
good  
jimmy says:
just to make sure everythings there...... 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
well obviously  
jimmy says:
honest
jimmy says:
 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
no playing with them though, don't wnat Steve finding youw ith my gloves on
jimmy says:
and the butterfly
jimmy says:
 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
LOL I bet you try that on
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
just to see
jimmy says:
yeah but i'm not sure if it'll fit over my.......
jimmy says:
head
jimmy says:
 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
hmmmm  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
you excited to be coming up in a week?
jimmy says:
yes
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
Agh that means my compuetr ahs been out of commison for a month cos it was broke when you were here last
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
how depressing
jimmy says:
i think you should batter simon
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
he won't put it back tohgetehr with my old hard drive cos it means twice eth work so i justa hev to wait for teh one to get replaced and thenf ro him to fit that and transfer everything over
jimmy says:
go and slap him about the head!!!!
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
I iwsh I could I'mactually thinking of buying him somethign as payment for the work
jimmy says:
don't give in!!!!!
jimmy says:
buy me something instead....... 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
LOl I've spent enough on you, come next weke I'll be broke again, i bet
jimmy says:
What......no casino....... 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
LOL that smiely is so you
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
I mean afetr you've gone again I'll be slint#
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
skint
jimmy says:
you'll just have to pass the time some other way..... 
jimmy says:
how about some home movies..... 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
hmmm wlel i keep tellign you I can't go out to much, so we'll ahve to stay ina nd amuse ourselves  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
LOl got yourself a webcam huh?  
jimmy says:
no 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
heheheh well IF my comp is back we cna make one with mine hehhee
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
a file of me fuckign you bent over a chair
jimmy says:
we can call it " dashing dawn does dundee"
jimmy says:
that would be cool  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
ROTFL cna I have a gangbang of biker dudes?
jimmy says:
no just me..
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
oh ok. hey need to ask you a money Question
jimmy says:
ok
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
what DAte do you get paid?
jimmy says:
Why????
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
cos teh cheques for your latop
jimmy says:
i get paid on the 28th of each month....but as that falls on a Sunday this month i get paid the 25th
jimmy says:
ish
jimmy says:
26th even
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
I'm goign to ahve to change this then, i got charged 318 fro alte payment last month cos I apid it on the 27th or whatvere it was
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
it ahs to be cleared by teh 28th with them.
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
£!8
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
£18
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
GAh
jimmy says:
what date did i put on the cheque??
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
26th
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
that's nto long enough. it takes what 3 days for a cheque to clear?
jimmy says:
yip
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
right what if i pay my part of teh balance NOW, then the letter will come in probably teh first weke of necxt month, if I sned your cheque ASAP would that work?
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
OR you make eth cheuqes out to me, then I can take your £100 into my account on the 27th or whatevera dn pay it form my account when I wnat to
jimmy says:
do you mean you pay the minimum balence and then pay using the cheque??
jimmy says:
yes you can do that
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
kidn fo. i pay teh minumum balance NOW. and instead of waiting till teh end of teh period in which ic na pay, pay right at teh start ie around the 7th of eahc month
jimmy says:
i.e as soon as you get your statment
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
yup, starting teh start of May
jimmy says:
i guess so  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
only problme is the dates on teh cheques
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
maybe we should just tear them up nad you na make teh cheques out to me? that si easiest
jimmy says:
dates don't matter as long as its not post dated
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
agh I dunno, we na talk about it when you come up
jimmy says:
ok
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
i'll just pay the minum this motnh
jimmy says:
just let me know when you cash the cheque so that i know theres enough money in my account
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
yup i will do, don't worry  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
you workign dayshift tomorrow?
jimmy says:
so when i come up are you gonna christen my car???? 
jimmy says:
no nightshift
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
  well I dunno what do you eman Christen? Sit on teh bonnet? or get your cum on teh seats?
jimmy says:
CUM ON THE SEATS!!!!!! you better not spill a drop missy!!!! 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
LOL heheheh well we HAve to go fro a drive one night and park someplace...and i'll christen your car.  
jimmy says:
who says anything about night i want it in broad daylight  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
HAHAH well I'm not THAT barve or voyeuristic  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
i wnat to spent hours ksising you so you'd better be on teh Listerine nad Vaseline
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
 
jimmy says:
what noy even if we found a very quiet place??
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
well maybe....is this a fantasy of yours?  
jimmy says:
 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
Well? answert your mistress
jimmy says:
it might be cool  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
wnat to get caught gettign head?
jimmy says:
funky  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
so when are you travelling up BTW?
jimmy says:
told you we'll make our own home video
jimmy says:
Monday
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
what time do you expect to make it up? I imagine I'll see you after teatime?
jimmy says:
probably
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
cool
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
you wnat to make a video do you? with my fat ass/
jimmy says:
with your fat ass and my fat belly!!
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
LOl it'll be VERY unappaleing. Glad I bought fake tan now  
jimmy says:
i think it'd be cool to see you fuck me 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
LOl well we can see if my computer is working, if not I don't think it's possible  
jimmy says:
don't know anyone with a camcorder??
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
only uncle Dave and what am I goign to say I wnat it for?? hmm? too suspicious
jimmy says:
hold on brb
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
oik
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
ok
jimmy says:
back
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
front
jimmy says:
i don't know a woman of your intellect can even think of a bullshit excuse.......
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
HAhaha nice backhanded compliment there
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
noo I cna't. doesn't you mum have one?
jimmy says:
did it work
jimmy says:
no
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
no it didn't.
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
too coinicidental to ask fro it just cos you're here
jimmy says:
 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
sorry darling.   
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
why don't you hire one?
jimmy says:
oh i'm allowed to use the zip disk from work
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
you are? COOL.  
jimmy says:
where??
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
where from? no idea, but I assume you can
jimmy says:
maybe radio rentals
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
maybe
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
but you'd ahve to do teh hiring
jimmy says:
but i don't live in dundee
jimmy says:
hello
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
youc an do it when you're here.
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
I can't go out and hire a camcorder!
jimmy says:
i don't have any proff of residence
jimmy says:
proof even
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
well then we're buggered  
jimmy says:
oooo eeerrrr missus  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
hehhe literally
jimmy says:
"we" ?????? 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
HAHAh NO!

jimmy says:
 
jimmy says:
 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
i'm doing a search fro renatl and camcorder
jimmy says:
ok
jimmy says:
while your serching.......any good porn sites
jimmy says:
??
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
LOL no.
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
youi are obsesesed with porn, it's all we ever tlaka bout on here  
jimmy says:
aaaww please???
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
no i'm sleping, i';m lookign at this then i'm gogin to sleep
jimmy says:
cool isn't it 
jimmy says:
just tell me the addresses i'll look...... 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
for what?
jimmy says:
i dunno
jimmy says:
stuff  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
LOL
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
£40 fro a weekend accordsing to Scottish Brides - from Tv renatal shops
jimmy says:
are you laughing at my use of the word stuff??
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
yes, cos i cna just hear you saying it
jimmy says:
stuff
jimmy says:
stuff
jimmy says:
stuff
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
 
jimmy says:
stuff
jimmy says:
stuff
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
pudding
jimmy says:
 
jimmy says:
puddinnnnnnggggg
jimmy says:
 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
hehhe
jimmy says:
casino
jimmy says:
 
jimmy says:
porn
jimmy says:
 
jimmy says:
butt fucker
jimmy says:
 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
Jimy's version of father jack
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
porn. casino. pudding. stuff.
jimmy says:
you forgot butt fucker!!!! 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
you dont' say taht a lot
jimmy says:
ok
jimmy says:
butt fucker
jimmy says:
butt fucker
jimmy says:
butt fucker
jimmy says:
butt fucker
jimmy says:
butt fucker
jimmy says:
butt fucker
jimmy says:
butt fucker
jimmy says:
butt fucker
jimmy says:
butt fucker
jimmy says:
butt fucker
jimmy says:
is that better
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
no
jimmy says:
ok
jimmy says:
 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
even though that;s what i am#
jimmy says:
no your a GREAT butt fucker
jimmy says:
GREAT butt fucker
jimmy says:
GREAT butt fucker
jimmy says:
GREAT butt fucker
jimmy says:
GREAT butt fucker
jimmy says:
GREAT butt fucker
jimmy says:
 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
hehehehehe thank you
jimmy says:
welcome
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
hmmm this is proving tricky
jimmy says:
i said that in a Mr Meagee voice
jimmy says:
what??
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
finding rental shops
jimmy says:
i see
jimmy says:
Wax on....wax off
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
oh Mr Meagee I see :0
jimmy says:
sanda floor sanda floor
jimmy says:
who did you think i meant
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
dunno.  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
Ok i give upad nI'm gogin to bed, i'mg etting hungry
jimmy says:
ok well i love you loads....
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
awww  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
you amde me smiel there  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
I lvoe you.  
jimmy says:
 
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
Love
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
even
jimmy says:
odd
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
I'll tlak to you soon and PHONE ME!
jimmy says:
ok
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
  big kisses  
dawn@detour.f9.co.uk says:
xxxxxxx
jimmy says:
XXXXX