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There is a certain cog sistah,
Who is always one above par,
She thinks she's cranky and moany too,
But we all know that's just not true,
Cos when mention our sex tales,
We love to hear her shout "DETAILS!"
She doesn't mind if we joke or tease
As long as noone mentions bees,
And even when things don't go well
Whilst living in scary family hell
An email from her just won't go far,
Without her trademark AR AR AR
She's smart she's fun, she knows her stuff
And advice from her is never duff,
And that is why we're proud to say
Monkey5s you make our day.